2001 ∞ 2013
i want it so bad i'd shoot the sunshine into my veins, i can't remember the good old days.
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via kiango)

(Source: mysharona1987)

confectionerybliss:

Honey Lime Avocado Paletas/Popsicles | The Baking Bird

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

relatable post

softvillage:

when you drain the water from the bathtub and it makes the scary tornado

(Source: estonianbabe)


roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(Source: conflictingharry)


p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.